Before & After

I used to post this on FS like years ago.
It made me laugh silently in front of the computer screen.
Haha

Before marriage..
Darling here..Darling there..
After marriage..
Baling here..Baling there..

Before marriage..
I die for U..
After marriage..
"You die, up to you"..
Lagi lama married..
You die, i help you!

Before marriage..
You go anywhere..I follow u
After marriage..
You go anywhere..up to you..
Lagi lama married..
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding..
"You are my heart,you are my love"
After wedding..
"You get on my nerves"

Before Wedding..
"You are sweet and kind like Cinderella"
After wedding..
"You are worse than Godzilla"

Before wedding..
Roses are red, violets are blue..Like it or not, I'm stuck with you..
After wedding..
Roses are dead, I am blue,you get on my head i will sue


Before wedding..
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding..
You want to go,he says you wait-la


Before wedding..
She look likes Anita Sarawak..
After wedding..
Don't know whether katak or biawak..